Stewie Says

There’s always been a lot of tension between Louis and me…and…Its not so much that I want to “kill her”. Its just I want her… not to be alive…anymore.

See he's not such a bad guy

Another Family Guy Quote of Another Day

Stewie, the infant obsessed with killing his mother and taking over the world has super glued his hand to Brian the dog.

Brian is pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cap notices that Brian is holding hands with Stewie and asks what’s going on.

Stew say, “Oh we met on the internet. He lured me from the park with promises of candy and good times.”

(97 more days till the return)

The Ridicules B Level Celebrity Quote of the Day

Ashley Simpson-“My dad is, you know, my father also.”

Wow

The Family Guy Quote of the Day

Backstory: Peter first realizes that his next door neighbor joe, who he convinced to play at his company’s softball game is crippled.

"Holy crip he's a crapple"

it may sound mean spirited but in context its hilarious.

The overheard quote of the day

this was overheard from a girl talking louder than neccesary, or to someone who stood too close to the amp at the rock concert.

"I dont know im totally torn! I, like kinda want to go shopping but i dont, ya know?"

yes yes we all know

PS where would you guess she grew up?

Dog breeders are crazy

I saw nova on PBS tonight (dont ask, trust me dont ask) and I was a bit stunned. It was all about dog shows and dog breeders. People think beauty pageants are morally ambiguous; dog shows are just- well there on a totally different plane, like they have very specific written statements on what the perfect dog is and all the dogs are scored off this. it has specifics on what angle the ears should leave the head, and skull to nose ratios, eye shape and nostril size. I mean there are tons of there standers for just one breed.

oh man and the dog breeders. they are like Nazis playing god. they inbreed their dogs, and say things like, "this is my dog I made him", or stuff like "I dont want any outside dogs contaminating my gene pool". exact quotes.

it just added further proof to my theory that dog breeders are crazy little people. (oh and that Germans LOVE david hasselhoff)

This time the telpathic pic post might work!!

Yuma Rocks!!!!

Yea You Do

You obviously love that stuff so much that you declared it three times

Hey...wait a minute

what were you doing up at 1 in the morning? and dont say creating a sustainable fusion reaction, cause we all know taht ccan only happon between 11:30 pm and 12:30 am. blgging is a danerous operation. i have been to the blog accident ward, limbs are everywhere, things are flying out of people's bodies at tremendous speeds, their bones are....well i think you get the picture. look i didnt mean to upset you. you know i love ya baby thats why i hit you. come on, you know that. just be careful with the late night blogs. they can do some serious damage.

If you love it so much how bout you show us?

so i come to the blog today to find some serenity and inner peace, even enlightenment and what do i see when i get here. well it certainly wasnt serenity. i see some bragging wars going on. and let me tell you, as the soon to be dali lama pope i can tell you this is not helping the enlightenment thing. I am forced to endure braggs like, "oh yea welll i can just email my blogs in!" and then mean spirited rebutals of "ha! you think thats soo big i can post pictures that arnt there and then i telapthically send them in."

now that i have satisfactorly ranted i will give credit where credit is due. after forcing me to take a giant step backwards in my quest to find inner peace, the bolg did get back on the path to enlightenment pretty quickly with the post "oh yea well your a butthead...and you smell like one too."

testing the e-mail again

Where is this going to show up???

further resolutions

Evidently I can post to my blog just by e-mailing....

Christmas in Cupertino

Christmas in Cupertino
Originally uploaded by dfaix.

This pretty much summarizes our fancy Christmas dinner at Mom's in San Diego!!!

Another resolution!!

OK, I am going to try and post more things to this blog also--might help if I let the other MOFF members know where the heck this blog is....

Cupertino..... ????

Riverside.... ???????!

San Diego!!!!!!!!!!! where it is raining again...

would ya look at that

now you may have noticed thast this is my fourth post in a short amount of time and there are only 2 real reason i can think of for that.

either i am trying to take over this defenseless blog in a bloodless coup (all somthering)

or

i really have too much time on my hands and i just cant sit still.

lets take a vote, and who ever votes the right way wont be somthered.

An apology

i apologize for the last post. i just watched dogma and i take full responsibil- i mean the movie dogma made me do it. thats right lord smite them not me! ha take that creative minds

BLASPHEMY *****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY a question BLASPHEMY *****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY

BLASPHEMY *****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY*****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY *****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY

i sorta have a blasphemous question. if we are all god's children, then whats so special about jesus?

BLASPHEMY *****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY*****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY *****CAUTION*****BLASPHEMY

My first week of classes

well its friday, its past 1 pm and that can only mean one thing. SCHOOLS OUT for the week. i have finished the first week of classes in my second quarter of college during the first month of the new year. so yea today i had my math class. hence numbers on my mind. The first thing i noticed about my schedule is that its nice to have an alarm clock with two settings. Last quarter my schedule was different almost everyday. This quarter there isn’t too much variation. Monday wenesday and friday i turn alarm 1 on and go to math 22 from 8 to 9. It is at the same time, in the same place, and with the same professor as last quarter's math class. so no big thing there. this time i dont have english right after math, so that is acually nice. math isnt too fun at 8, and english is less fun right after. now i have about a 3 hour break. English 1A goes form noon to 1. and those are the classes i have every MWF. whats nice about my schedule is that nothing comes between my lecture classes. all my discussions and screenings come after the lectures. that makes my schedual seem.... i dont know consistent. so anyway... i took a break and i seem to have forgotten the point of this thing that i was doing with the stuff. all well its like i always say, never forget the thing with the stuff or the stuff with the thing will happen, and i think we all know what happens then am i right? yea. so as i was saying tuesday thrusday i have physics, how things work, from 9:30 to 11. then over in the movie theater i have introduction to television as my fine art class. as of right now, that is my most interesting class. for example, and i never really noticed this, you will almost never see an actor in a tv show enter or exit from the camera. so they will almost never leave by walking up and past the camera, and they will almost never enter by walking past the camera. running is fine, just not walking. l also have my math discussion classes tuesday Thursday 4 to 5. My physics discussion is Monday 4 to five as well. The kicker of the week is on Thursday. That day, after my math discussion, at 6:30, I have my three hour screening session for my intro to tv class. Now I would like to complain about this…. but I mean we watch tv for three hours on university time. This might not have been the class of Einstein but then again ill take episodes of the Dukes of Hazard over theoretical physics any day. Im serious about the dukes of hazard thing to.

So my schedule this quarter is a lot fuller than last, but I kinda like that. It sorta feels like im actually doing something. Last quarter I had a lot of time between my classes and some days I only had 1 class late in the afternoon. Not saying that’s a bad thing, just some days you felt like you were squealing you tires on the pavement trying to burn out. Everythings been going good—or should I say nothing has had a chance to go wrong…yet . I learned there was a whole other half to the Riviera library, and stairs that lead to places, places with even more things on the shelves. So that was a big discovery. Umm I don’t know… the university book exchange is a lot cheaper than the book store, but your still dropping a lot of [money] (money inserted to overt controversy).

Well I managed to ramble to a much too long amount of time. sorry to have wasted plenty of your time. ill try not to start writing while watching tv and reacting to the new gadgets from the CES, and then I promise to not stop and then try to finish it up after being away for a long enough time.

Ok im not even sure what im writing any more. I think ill just sorta umm stop.

The uncut profile

you know it seems that a lot of people are putting cupertino in there profiles. its a sad outdated notion of other people caring about other people. but i have always wanted to be a lemming when i grew up so this is a great time to start.

cupertino

the above post has lead to mass confusion. unlike cnn's crossfire would have you believe, i am not advocating people to jump off cliffs, nor do i want them to join my secret underground cult, which is excellent i might add. i mentioned cupertino because everyone else was doing it, and not wanting to be the kid at the end of the snake (great book, 20 bucks if you can be the first to name it)i added cupertino to my profile. i am however down in riverside. so to end the mass confusion that has gripped the earth and cau—[insensitive and callous remark removed to keep everyone I know from hating me] (another 20 if you can tell me what the remark was) I give you the following...

riverside

and let me finish by saying that i do not condone mass suicide off cliffs, unless you are a card carrying drewifite (name for members of my cult, then paradise awaits and complete your final transformation. If you are true you will never touch the earth again. The untrue, unlike myself would go splat all over the rocks.

Time to keep a new years resolution

even though we may in fact be well into this era in history to be know as the "new year", this seems like as good a time as any to keep a new years resolution. i am posting on the blog! thats right, the voices in your head did not lie to you this time. after quite literally months of not doing it and not doing it, i have finally done it. Although this post really defies the intended purpose of the blog. its supposed to be a place for your most private and personal experiences for only your self and and millions of people on the internet to see. so i have now forced myself to throw....myself onto the mercy of the internet court. oh your honorable anti-sociallite please forgive my misuse of this wonderful bloging site. i promise from this point on my posts will adhere to the strict rules and code of ethics of the blogs. that or i wont let you catch me in this corner again. oh your mercy knows no bounds. yes yes i shall not forget my lesson learned. i will no longer fool with the magition's magical hat and wand when he is away. (im not sure why fantasia popped into my mind there but im sure it has no terrifying psychological explanation behind it)