Another Family Guy Quote of Another Day

Stewie, the infant obsessed with killing his mother and taking over the world has super glued his hand to Brian the dog.

Brian is pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cap notices that Brian is holding hands with Stewie and asks what’s going on.

Stew say, “Oh we met on the internet. He lured me from the park with promises of candy and good times.”

(97 more days till the return)