Thursday, April 28, 2005

its finally coming back

you know this post was not going to have any mention of this until, literally, just a nanosecond ago when i wrote the title in. Family Guy back THIS Sunday. Woot Woot. i would have more to say but i know that if you hope wish and want something too much then it will be taken away from you (keenan should know what book i am half-heatedly paraphrasing). anyway back to the reason i put bone to plastic (fingers to keyboard if you prefer, wimp) it is finally starting to come back. that last couple weeks i have not been able to type, write, email, im, or update my profile because nothing was coming out of my usually active fingers. however, recently, my fingers are remembering where the keys are and how to use them. my mind is thinking of things to say and they are getting, nearly unmolested, onto the computer screen.

now for those out there this is a pointless statement/announcement to make and a colossal waste of time. for those of you who have read my profiles, im's, email and older writings the you will know that this is TERRIBLE news and all that peace harmony and love you felt with your fellow man (i know i should say person or human but its not sounding right and its late and i got an essay to prepare for so screw you hippie) is no longer there. all those good vibrations you were feeding off of have suddenly turned sour and you find yourself in back of allies trying desperately to score of fix of those good vibes. well its your own fault for thinking positive for so long. you should know better.

anyway even though this wont necessarily mean any more posts or updated profiles---well to tell the truth i needed a fix. its been days man! the old stuff just aint doin it like before. you gotta bump me yup. i can make it past midnight anymore. i find myself scribbling on tin cans and sidewalks just trying to get my buzz back. come on just a little more juice for an old friend---well i just wanted to warn you.

Friday, April 22, 2005

A How To On Posting

I have to admit that this seems a little strange to be, responding to a post asking how to post, but that’s just the world i live in i guess.

And now...Would Further Adu....Ladies and Gentlemen and those still coming up with the rest of the money to become a lady or a gentlemen, i give you.....

-dun-dun-dun-

A How to On Posting

Step 1: Go here http://www.blogger.com

Step 1.5: create or be given an account

Step 2: log in

Step 3: To add a new post click on the little green plus sign.

Step 4: close your eyes and pound the keys. repeat for title.

Step 5: hit the "Publish Post" button

Editing old posts and posting comments to already present posts is so incredibly complicated that it will not be covered here for fear of mind explosions.

Friday, April 15, 2005

Geez google is there anything you cant do?

There is now a new feature for google. if you have a tracking number for a package but the hit on the head made you forget the shipper all you do is search it in google and the link to the tracking page will come up. it also lets you skip all that annoying go to home page>select country >track package>enter number. thats just ridiculous.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

WEEEEE! Widgets are fun!

http://www.konfabulator.com/

you can use this program to download these little widget programs. Yes exactly like Tiger's Dashboard. but this works fro PC's and MAC. It is done by a community of people and slightly different then the mac system. Hip Hip Horray

Monday, April 11, 2005

This should probably go under the comments section, but oh well…

Recently there have been those in this world who have accused me of an overuse of this blog. Well as you may notice this comes from one of our, well noob members. This noob makes several wild statements, accuses your truly beloved supreme dictator for life (until it hits the fan) of downright lying and untrustworthy behavior, as well as making a tangible threat to my well being if not life.

Well first off I would like to say I have made no concealment of my plans of conquest. In fact I would like to refer you to my post on the seventh of January, 2005. I clearly laid out my intentions there in no uncertain terms.

As to this noob’s wild implications that I refuse to let others post, or type as he so quaintly called it. Now that is totally untrue, anyone is allowed to post as long as it agrees exactly with the set criteria and I decide it worthy for viewing. The reason it appears to the untrained and, well frankly uneducated eye that I am the only one posting is that not very many people seem to have anything they want to say. Really this very green noob who after his earlier fallacious post will probably never reach leet status should take a long look in the mirror for the cause of this problem. I have been involved in some forums that died a gruesome and very tragic death because nobody fed it posts. After all the therapy I had to go through to re-create a semi-livable life I cannot let that happen here. I have neither the money nor the time left to see that again. That is why I feel compelled to put stupid and random things up that will benefit no ones life in any positive way.

As to the attempt on my life, all I can say is that my secret police investigate all threats against my status quo. Also, look behind you! If you’re still reading this then you were not the noob who posted. Congratulations you received enough tickets to live (family guy)

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

and i thought it was great already!

If you read an earlier post of mine then you know that i really like google maps. well now i love google maps. They have integreated sattelite images with their maps, and it's easy to use, just hit the sattlite link. And it works the same way with being able to move the map around with your mouse and not have to reload. The satalite images can take a little longer to come up, the resolution isn't perfect and sometimes it "forgets" to load up parts of the images, but come on! they have, i belive, the entire united states viewable from sace. oh and to use the zoom function on it is great.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Why couldn’t it be an April fool’s joke?

We’ll miss you Mitch

Mitch's cd cover


Mitch cd cover
Originally uploaded by dabears.
Mitch laid back on the cover of his cd

There is a genius between that long hair


mitch pro
Originally uploaded by dabears.
There is a genius between that long hair

Mitch in the act


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Originally uploaded by dabears.
Mitch doin his thing

the world just became a little less funny

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005