This should probably go under the comments section, but oh well…

Recently there have been those in this world who have accused me of an overuse of this blog. Well as you may notice this comes from one of our, well noob members. This noob makes several wild statements, accuses your truly beloved supreme dictator for life (until it hits the fan) of downright lying and untrustworthy behavior, as well as making a tangible threat to my well being if not life.

Well first off I would like to say I have made no concealment of my plans of conquest. In fact I would like to refer you to my post on the seventh of January, 2005. I clearly laid out my intentions there in no uncertain terms.

As to this noob’s wild implications that I refuse to let others post, or type as he so quaintly called it. Now that is totally untrue, anyone is allowed to post as long as it agrees exactly with the set criteria and I decide it worthy for viewing. The reason it appears to the untrained and, well frankly uneducated eye that I am the only one posting is that not very many people seem to have anything they want to say. Really this very green noob who after his earlier fallacious post will probably never reach leet status should take a long look in the mirror for the cause of this problem. I have been involved in some forums that died a gruesome and very tragic death because nobody fed it posts. After all the therapy I had to go through to re-create a semi-livable life I cannot let that happen here. I have neither the money nor the time left to see that again. That is why I feel compelled to put stupid and random things up that will benefit no ones life in any positive way.

As to the attempt on my life, all I can say is that my secret police investigate all threats against my status quo. Also, look behind you! If you’re still reading this then you were not the noob who posted. Congratulations you received enough tickets to live (family guy)