Up Late on a Future School Night!?!?!

This is what you look like if you stay up too late on a future school night--scary, isn't it!?!?!? If any small children have seen this they should immediately be brought their comfort toy and given a big comforting hug--because they are likely scared out of their wits!!

You could but...

i am sure it would be very easy to invite additional members, anyone, from that random good-natured hobo you see time to time (although internet access might be a problem as Mr. hobo might not want to lug his computer to all the different hot spots) or even the people for whom the blog was created for could be (re)invited to join. however it may be a good idea to think of the consequences of that action naneek (although i sorta suspect it might have been gep who made that request). if the brutal hazing given to all new memebrs (or at least me)((i still jump whenever i see used dental floss)) is survived then what? huh? they will be hap-hazardly thrown into this blog without anything to prepare them psychologically or physically for what's in store. i mean, you have seen the posts, correct!?! As memebrs they will most likly see them as well.

now what could possibly be the consequences of prolonged exposure to the moff blog? well lets start with the obvious.

cancer. several studies, not yet confirmed, confirm that reading the moff causes tumors. now, yes all the studies were only conducted on one person, a 90 year old chain smoker who only wears asbestos cloths and eats whale tumors for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. however, the indisputable, unquestionable, unconfirmed fact is that the blog posts here cause cancer (especially those posted by some one called "A Jackass" (man that member cant post worth an ashley simpson, but i shouldn’t make fun, it is obvious in "A Jackass" posts that there are some metal and intelligence problems.)).

yoko-ono-ing for moff. as the moff folks's exposure to the posts increases there could be a general alienation as a result. this could result in a yokonizing of moff as the hatred swells. eventually this dabears character will either be responsible for ruining many great friendships, or dabears will be eventually be devoured by a pack of wild gerbils, specally trained by the moff, and the moff will be forced out on the road as fugitives. neither of which are very recommendable options.

finally there could be created a wonderful paradise where people, good friends, come together to share stories, thoughts, and pictures while growing into a tight-knit community. and if that sounds like something good to you then go back to commie-land you damn commie and just let the Taliban win!

none of this should be taken as a determent to adding new members, in fact i am all for adding people to the blog. i just want to make sure all possible angles are covered before expansion.

Best of luck to our new members (if they are ever invited)

A very, very cool and trippy pic

i found this thing a whiloe ago but i was a little woried that it would not show up right. still worried, but screw it!

I AM GETTING ANOTHER NIECE!!!

So I just heard the news, Gep is having a girl, so that means I get another niece. Very cool and very exciting. Yendis, be sure to teach her well in the art of being such a good little girl, and Gep, try your best to undo all the teachings of yendis. And naneek don’t go screwin up because for now you are an only son. Plus an eldest only son, that’s a double whammy. Therefore you are no longer allowed to achieve anything lower than an A, maybe an A- if the class is al least three years ahead of where you are supposed to be. If you do not achieve such requirements your public execution will take place in the town square at precisely 4:20. you are not to be late. So it is Said, So it is Writen, So it is Law as decried by King Werdna.

So good luck with that.

Seriously congratulations Gep

An Encompassing Look At Abnormal Precipitation and its Effect on a Bear Bond Market

The following will take a broad look at the effects of precipitation on the bear bond market. Included will be a complete overview of the precipitation cycle followed by bear market definitions and complete definitions.

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Ok, now that I have ensured “the others” are no longer reading, just a forewarning. I have been concerned for a little while about whether or not to mention people’s names on this tumultuous website. As we all know from our 1980’s computer movies, just putting your name on the internet will allow your grades to be changed, all your money to be taken away, your girlfriend will leave you, and your dog will be run over by your best friend who then crashes into a telephone pole and gets electrocuted. Other rouge members of this website have been more cavalier about spewing peoples names around (including my own…I mean not including me at all, I have never even seen this site, I don’t know what your talking about!), and that’s fine…well except for my best friend mike, RIP mike, you died how you lived, having 10,000 volts pass though you before exploding.

Anyway, I will from now on, or until I get bored with it or realize how stupid it is, I will write everyone’s name backwards. So just to pick a sentence at random, Naneek, DRINK YOUR MILK!!! There totally random sentence and it worked out fine.

Oh and don’t worry about people reading about my super-ultra-mega secret plan on this page because I have ensured it that only the most dedicated members would read this. seriously I doubt whether anyone who stumbled on this site would even mange to get past “Precipitation” in the title.

Drink you milk

listen to your mother, always, ALWAYS listen to your mother no matter what. i dont care what the excuses is, if she tells you to eat your own head you eat your own head! so be grateful she hasn't asked you to do that yet and just drink your milk.

PS: forget last year of HS, might as well skip ahead to a PH D in english that paragraph was so persuasive