Wednesday, August 17, 2005

You could but...

i am sure it would be very easy to invite additional members, anyone, from that random good-natured hobo you see time to time (although internet access might be a problem as Mr. hobo might not want to lug his computer to all the different hot spots) or even the people for whom the blog was created for could be (re)invited to join. however it may be a good idea to think of the consequences of that action naneek (although i sorta suspect it might have been gep who made that request). if the brutal hazing given to all new memebrs (or at least me)((i still jump whenever i see used dental floss)) is survived then what? huh? they will be hap-hazardly thrown into this blog without anything to prepare them psychologically or physically for what's in store. i mean, you have seen the posts, correct!?! As memebrs they will most likly see them as well.

now what could possibly be the consequences of prolonged exposure to the moff blog? well lets start with the obvious.

cancer. several studies, not yet confirmed, confirm that reading the moff causes tumors. now, yes all the studies were only conducted on one person, a 90 year old chain smoker who only wears asbestos cloths and eats whale tumors for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. however, the indisputable, unquestionable, unconfirmed fact is that the blog posts here cause cancer (especially those posted by some one called "A Jackass" (man that member cant post worth an ashley simpson, but i shouldn’t make fun, it is obvious in "A Jackass" posts that there are some metal and intelligence problems.)).

yoko-ono-ing for moff. as the moff folks's exposure to the posts increases there could be a general alienation as a result. this could result in a yokonizing of moff as the hatred swells. eventually this dabears character will either be responsible for ruining many great friendships, or dabears will be eventually be devoured by a pack of wild gerbils, specally trained by the moff, and the moff will be forced out on the road as fugitives. neither of which are very recommendable options.

finally there could be created a wonderful paradise where people, good friends, come together to share stories, thoughts, and pictures while growing into a tight-knit community. and if that sounds like something good to you then go back to commie-land you damn commie and just let the Taliban win!

none of this should be taken as a determent to adding new members, in fact i am all for adding people to the blog. i just want to make sure all possible angles are covered before expansion.

Best of luck to our new members (if they are ever invited)

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